Intelligent.Chaos

pleatedjeans:

someecards

xmaplebeerx:

thatonemermaid:

me-gusta-spongebob:

ohlookitshimagain:

gagaxmothermonster:

lindsexlohan:

vat1cancame0s:

flutterskies:

everyone stop what you’re doing

there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

wat

Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.

And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.

oh there you are Perry

That’s adorable..

Must. Reblog. Platypus.

Wow, I guess I’ve never seen a platypus walk before. I didn’t realize they were so…. flat. I sort of feel like I’m watching a fluffy rug with a bill walking.

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awidesetvagina:

“Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.”

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o0missmadmagic0o:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

THIS! A MILLION TIMES THIS!

Look, I’m sorry, but people are taking this way to seriously. Having a degree in Fine Arts or Drama and Theater Arts isn’t necessarily going to make you a successful actor. If you’re talented and lucky, you’ll be successful regardless of whether or not you have a degree. George Clooney has been nominated for Oscars for Best Actor, Best Director, and Best Screenplay. Does he have a BFA? No, he majored in Broadcast Journalism but never graduated. Same with Brad Pitt. Very successful actor, majored in journalism but left school a few weeks before graduating to move to LA. A lot of these majors relate to careers that you don’t necessarily need a degree to be successful in.

I would imagine that these majors were chosen based on a combination of them generally having a poor return on investment and there being a large percentage of people who graduate with one of these degrees and end up unemployed or in a job completely unrelated to their major. That doesn’t mean people shouldn’t major in these things if that’s really what they’re passionate about. But they probably shouldn’t take out a lot of student loans in order to do it unless they want to be paying off those loans until the day they die.

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